Punography

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a season veteran.

I knew a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This gird said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns it was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but that was a Type O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes are funny. Period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Broken pencils are pointless.