If I asked you what that flower was, you would say a tigerlily.

and if I asked you what this flower was you would also tell me "It's a Tigerlily you retard, we've established that already" maybe not in those exact words, but it would be along those lines. but what if I told you that those answers were only half right. You see wild ones are illegal to pick, so we came up with a theory called "A Tame Tigerlily" to make ease of our conscience while frolicking through a meadow and picking these flowers. So if these flowers really are tame that makes me feel alot better because a tiger is vicious, so a tigerlily must also be ferocios.

OK, now all jokes aside, how do I go about taming a plant because I am sick of getting attacked by poison ivy, or is the ivy's animal instinct to strong to tame. No I would like to read an e-mail on how to tame a wild flower, and why tame flowers. Please hurry with the e-mail because I am going to start my flowers on paper training tomorrow.

Todd Wakefield flower trainer

The taming of the Tigerlily, by Todd Wakefield June 19, 2001